mom said dad had the best pullout game... now im an uncle
your hairline bent like the realetionship with your mom and dad
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".
A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
why does a orphan use water for his cereal? He is waiting for his dad with the milk
Dad: here u go son all ur toys have gone to the orphanage Son: why dad Dad:you would be bored there if there was not anything to do
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.
I would tell a dad joke but it already left me
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
why can ́t a orphan have milk. his dad didn ́t come back with the milk
