a guy cut me in the lunch line, after that a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
My friend told me an emo joke once and I said ̈emo jokes aren ́t funny, cut it out ̈
paper.
aww c'mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that's my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask's whats that,the little girl says "that's my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask's the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try's putting his little red race car in her garage but it won't fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see's blood on the floor the mother ask's "what happened the little girl say's "we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit so i cut the back wheels off"
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair? Me: Dunno, but i'll probably cut my wrists first
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.
When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ̈Why did you cut in front of me ̈.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
