Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Guys I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"