Culture jokes
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.