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Culture Jokes
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
