Culture jokes
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.