Culture jokes
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Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."