Culture jokes
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.