Culture jokes
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Mÿ pp.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!