Culture jokes
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Memes
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Mÿ pp.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG