Culture jokes
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Five nights at tyler’s
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Why do Indian men marry fat women? Because they worship cows.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
How did the hipster drown? He ice-skated before it was cool.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Society
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.