Culture jokes
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Ariana Grande
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.