Culture jokes
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Memes
Culture for some reason.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.