Culture jokes
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Ariana Grande
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."