Culture

Culture jokes

Guy

    • I was 11 or 12 at the time.

    Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

    If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

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    • Dog

    • It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."

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    • Culture memes

    Emo

    • Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

    Because they won't be there to stick around.

    Money

    • What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

    "My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

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    • Dentist

    • A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

    The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

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    • Airplane

    • You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

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