Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?