Culture jokes
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Ariana Grande
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Memes
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?