Culture jokes
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.