Culture jokes
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Emos love jumping for joy.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.