Culture jokes
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
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So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.