Culture jokes

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What is an Irish kiss?

Fellatio from a gay Irishman.

Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

Where do cows go for entertainment?

The MOOOOvie theater.

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

What has two wings and an arrow?

The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."

Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

Why can't Asian people use a telephone?

Because they might wing the wrong number.

What dinosaur loves music?

The velociRAPtor!

Mÿ pp.