Culture jokes
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" ššš
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Fatherās Day.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
Thereās also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasnāt told me that though. I'll research that.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Memes
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What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a āJust Do Itā shirt.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They donāt know how to put a condom on.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they arenāt a full essay.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldnāt know what a mummy is.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.