Culture jokes

Been learning Chinese...

69 is too-can-chew.

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?

A: Lim Ping.

Why do Arabs hate chess?

Because the queen is allowed to move freely.

What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?

The dead hang.

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

Why do Asians excel at math?

Because their dog can never eat their homework.

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

Did you hear about that Muslim party?

It was a blast!

Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Where do cows go for entertainment?

The MOOOOvie theater.

What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?

Ra-men.

Mÿ pp.

What dinosaur loves music?

The velociRAPtor!

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.