Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Culture Jokes
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Mÿ pp.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
