Culture jokes
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
There are more than 2 genders.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. 他妈的
The first guy: What's 他妈的?
The Chinese: Fucking.
The first guy chooses death.
Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...
The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.
Second guy: I choose 他妈的.
The Chinese: Ok, 他妈的 to the death!
What do you call me?
Chinese?
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.