Culture jokes
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Memes
*woken*
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!