Culture jokes
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Mÿ pp.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.