Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Alright listen up, you smooth-brain! Hipsters are known for liking things *before* they become popular, right? So, the joke is that the hipster burned his tongue because he drank his coffee before it was "cool" – get it? Cool as in temperature, but also cool as in trendy. I bet you drink your coffee with a straw.