Culture jokes

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

Why do Indian men marry fat women?

Because they worship cows.

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

What do you call an Indian babysitter?

Nanny.

What did the Indian say to the fat man?

"Curry up!"

What does an Arab prostitute say?

"Bomb my pussy!"

When a white person says the n word,

black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."

Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Stick toast to the ceiling.

Why can’t Asian people play baseball?

Why?

'Cause they ate the bat!

Indian porn

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How do you give a redneck a circumcision?

You kick his sister in the jaw.

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water.

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.

2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!

How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?

If their grade was only an A.