Culture jokes

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?

“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

What can jump higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.

You can't drink alcohol or dance.

Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

Indian porn

Ooooh oooh oooh

Baaaaaa

What do you call an Indian babysitter?

Nanny.

What did the Indian say to the fat man?

"Curry up!"

What does an Arab prostitute say?

"Bomb my pussy!"

When a white person says the n word,

black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Stick toast to the ceiling.

Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

Why can’t Asian people play baseball?

Why?

'Cause they ate the bat!