Culture jokes
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
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What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
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