Culture jokes
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Kobe got irl canceled.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.