Culture jokes
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Can emos eat happy meals?
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"