Culture jokes
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Memes
Shitpost-master general
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!