Culture jokes
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Indian porn
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Baaaaaa
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
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