Culture jokes
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.