Culture jokes
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Memes
Unless you wanna die
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."