How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”