Culture jokes
Whatβs the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Why donβt rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone whoβs always in the booth!
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Memes
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Why canβt Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"