Culture jokes
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"