Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I breathe in African food.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
