Culture jokes
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Memes
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!