Culture jokes

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

Uh oh, stinky!

What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.

Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ICE.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get DE-GREEZ.

What do you call a sad rapper?

A SOB-HOP ARTIST.

What the sigma?

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.

Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.

What did the rapper say to the ATM?

"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

What's a rapper's favorite sport?

Rhyme racing.

How do rappers freshen their breath?

With COOL YO mints!

What do you call a dinosaur that raps?

A VELOCI-RAPPER!

Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.

Why don’t rappers ever get cold?

Because they have so many fans!

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the other side of the TRACK.

How does a rapper fix stuff?

With a RAP-AIR!