Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Culture Jokes
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Ratio.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
