Culture jokes
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I breathe in African food.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.