Culture jokes
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Bro got that light skin stare 🥴
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Heyyyy sistas!
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
The (DYM 72).
"Tayam, I am."
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”