Culture jokes

"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

Why are handicap signs blue?

Because they're all Crips.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?

A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Ratio.