Culture jokes

What's a rapper's favorite sport?

Rhyme racing.

What do you call a sad rapper?

A SOB-HOP ARTIST.

What do you call a dinosaur that raps?

A VELOCI-RAPPER!

How do rappers like their steaks?

With lots of SIZZLE!

What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?

When it's Coolio!

Why don’t rappers ever get cold?

Because they have so many fans!

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the other side of the TRACK.

What did the rapper say to the ATM?

"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ICE.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?

So he could DEFINE his own beats!

What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.

Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.

Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.

I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!

If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”

Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?

Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

Why are handicap signs blue?

Because they're all Crips.

How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?

You put Velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get the black kids down?

You invite the Mexicans over.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?