Culture jokes
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Uh oh, stinky!
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What the sigma?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.