Culture jokes
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Beatles
Are cool.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Memes
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
The South.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.