Culture jokes
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Memes
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yes (DYM 66).
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Yeah yeah.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
What is "moo becanira?"
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.