Culture jokes
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Beatles
Are cool.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
The South.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Meme.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!