Culture jokes
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
The South.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Memes
ethan fr
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.