
Culture jokes
Couy.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
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Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
A man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?" Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!"
"Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign, and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached."
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
