Culture jokes
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
LET'S GOOOO!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Memes
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Beatles
Are cool.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
The South.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.