My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Culture Jokes
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
