Culture jokes
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Ligma
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."