Culture jokes
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
Ya momma is sus.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him βwhy are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.β
The Asian man says βIβm here traveling and now Iβm gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice Iβve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwongβ
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Why donβt Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
"Gotta number one victory royale."