Culture jokes
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Like if you are emo.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
Ya momma is sus.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.