What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him โwhy are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.โ
The Asian man says โIโm here traveling and now Iโm gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice Iโve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwongโ
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.