Culture jokes
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.