Culture jokes
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.