Culture jokes
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."