What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Culture Jokes
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
