Culture jokes
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"So what, ah, my G?"
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.