What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Culture Jokes
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"So what, ah, my G?"
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Ligma
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
