Culture jokes
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"So what, ah, my G?"