Culture jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."