Culture jokes
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.