Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
