Culture jokes
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳