Cuisine jokes
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Memes
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.