Cuisine jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)