Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
What’s a Cannibals Favorite Food?
RaMen
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
