What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
