Cuisine jokes
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.