Cuisine jokes
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What do you call fake noodles? Impasta!
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!