What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Chimichanga.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Tamales.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
