Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean
What do you call indian dhal that is delicous?
Well that is DHALicous!
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.