Cuisine jokes
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.