Cuisine jokes
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Chimichanga.