Cuisine jokes
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Tamales.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?