Cuisine jokes
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Memes
We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Tamales.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣