Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish? A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!