Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker
What do you get when you cross a pediphile and an elementary school? Predator 3
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur
Jurassic park
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dines or a cat u sores
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why Did prices Dyana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a sheet belt.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino ??
El if I know
why did the skeleton did not cross the road
beaucuse it did not have the gusts
What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: "You are under arrest. I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I'll let you live. If you don't, I'll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive." But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happenedd to be a lawyer. He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them. The ranger said: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell me where the loot is, I'll shoot him here and now." Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man. Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered: "He said, 'You don't have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.'"
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses
My wife accused me of being a cross dresser so i packed up her clothes and left
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why did the pedo cross the road? To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
