Cross jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."
Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Student: A plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left?
Teacher: 203
Student: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Teacher: You can't.
Student: Yes, you can. Open the fridge door, put the elephant in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: Open the door, put in the giraffe?
Student: No, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe.
The Lion King is having a party, who isn't there?
Teacher: Let me guess, the lion.
Student: No, the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge.
Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how?
Teacher: She stepped on the alligators?
Student: No, the alligators are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, how?
Teacher: She frowned?
Student: No, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.