Cross jokes
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.