What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the other side (suicide)
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate
Student: a plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left? Teacher: 203 Student: how do you put an elephant in the fridge? Teacher: You can't Student: yes you can, open fridge door put elephant in. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door put in giraffe? Student: no, take out elephant put in giraffe. The lion king is having a party, who isn't there? Teacher: let me guess, the lion Student: no the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge. Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how? Teacher: she stepped on the alligators? Student: no the alligators are at the party, Sally dies anyway, how? Teacher: she frowned? Student: no, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt
what did the emo say before he crossed the road?
Fuck my life
why did the serial killer cross the rode, to get to the victims house
knock knock who's there, the serial killer
Why did the condom cross the road...... Because he was pissed off.
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Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
I was gonna make a joke about mexicans but honestly it crosses the line.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf Official flag of Japan? The Sun Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol
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Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
because they’re dead
Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.
