Cross jokes
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."
Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Student: A plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left?
Teacher: 203
Student: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Teacher: You can't.
Student: Yes, you can. Open the fridge door, put the elephant in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: Open the door, put in the giraffe?
Student: No, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe.
The Lion King is having a party, who isn't there?
Teacher: Let me guess, the lion.
Student: No, the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge.
Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how?
Teacher: She stepped on the alligators?
Student: No, the alligators are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, how?
Teacher: She frowned?
Student: No, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."