Cross jokes
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.