Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
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Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why did the orphan cross the street because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
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POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE:I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that's in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a whirl'd you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Poke him on!
Why did the stoner cross the road? He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke...
did jesus die a virgin no he got nailed before he died
Why did an Indian cross the road? To take a shit
Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!
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What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
