Cross jokes
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.