Cross jokes
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.