Cross jokes
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Memes
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.