Cross jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?