Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the joke cross the street?
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
