Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site ah hah hah hah
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts. Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flag mate.
Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
why did the skeleton cross the road to prove he had guts :)
Why did the turky cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the disable kid cross the road (Why?) He can't
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at chic fl a.
why did jordan cross the road so he could get to his house
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
