Cross

Cross jokes

Emo

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

Sperm

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Bird

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

Egg

Why did the egg cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!

Rapper

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

Fat

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.