Cross jokes
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Memes
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.