Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
Why did the chicken cross the road why? because the wanted to kick someone in the family
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and......a Tesla.
why did the chicken cross the plane TO GET TO THE OTHER SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Cause he was on thin ice.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river? Moses hits the adoption lottery!
why did the skeleton cross the road to prove he had guts :)
Why did the turky cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street
He didn’t he never did
Why did the chicken cross the roads to popeyes chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
why did the italian cross the roadc'era un uliveto
why did the baby cow cross the road to find it's mom who has the milk
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the Halibut(hell-of-it)
Why cant orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centapiede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why did the joke cross the street
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
