Cross jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.