Crime

Crime jokes

Doctor

    • DARK ALERT********

    A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

    DARK ALERT********

    Morgue

    • Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.

    So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.

    He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

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    • Gun

    • I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

    Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.

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    • Crime memes

    Peadophile

    • How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

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    • Difference

    • What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

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    • Man

    • Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

    Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

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    • Address

    • Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

    Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.

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    • Pedophile

    • EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

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    • Oral

    • It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

    Weird.

    Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.

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