I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet
Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. -- 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman. Oh just me... OK
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- he robbed children of their innocence
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
Why did the coffee file a police report??
- because it got mugged
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
