Crime

Crime jokes

White privilege

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Word

I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

Memes

Farm

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.

"This place looks scary," the kid said.

And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."

Butcher

I just found out my ex got stabbed today... let's just say I lost my job as a butcher.

Rape

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

Fight

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

Suicide

Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!

Drug Dealer

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

Pedophile

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, "I'm scared."

The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

Thief

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

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  • Orphan

    A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."

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  • Orphanage

    Last night I burned down an orphanage.

    There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"