have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- he robbed children of their innocence
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
Why did the coffee file a police report??
- because it got mugged
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
I stole one's balls
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.I think I hid the body pretty well but now I have to hide the gun.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a SILENT ATTACK
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
