Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honour. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan. 🥱🫤
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon
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Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you? “Cmon, did ya really think I’d resist a-rest?”
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch
Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
what do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What’s pink rusty and covered in cobwebs
Madeline McCann bike
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?” Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?" "No." "Have you always been honest?" "No, never been caught!"
the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
