Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
