Crime Jokes

What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile

Why did orphans wanted to commit a crime?

Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted

If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?

I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools

When the police caught him stealing the batteries he got immediately charged !

3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

There are people who are beautifull and then there are people whom I won't rape

I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now

First of all, If a Woman Sue's Bill Cosby for Drugging & Rape 50 Years ago, & She Could still remember it, IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BAD

What's the smartest crime? 3rd degree murder.

what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common

They both get turned on by children

What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

I saw a robbery at the Apple store.

Am I an iWitness?

There was a kidnapping, but he woke up

whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans

I’m a rapist

These murder jokes are just KILLING me!

I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."