Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
