what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped
There was murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
i love murder shows... wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
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how did the gay girl die? homocide
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke? Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said “did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied “do you mean Nein millimeter?”
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
A panda walks into a bar, he asked the bar tender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him the leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “it’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
