i love murder shows... wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
how did the gay girl die? homocide
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. -- 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman. Oh just me... OK