Crime jokes
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.