Crime

Crime jokes

Wikipedia

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

Atm

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

Crack

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

Body

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Memes

Orphan

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Drug

Man: *steals drink*

Boy: bro😭😭

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....

Cannibal

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

Candy

On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.

Doctor

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

Pedophile

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

Age restriction

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.