Crime jokes
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
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Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."