Crime jokes
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
It is not funny about kidnapping.