Crime jokes
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
O-Block
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.