Crime jokes
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Memes
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.