Crime jokes
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Memes
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?