Crime jokes
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
Just wanna repost from my old account
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.