What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Here is a joke: Rape.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
