What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."