Crime jokes
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Memes
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!