Crime jokes
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Memes
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!