Crime jokes
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Memes
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?