Crime jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Memes
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.