Crime jokes
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.
I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
How do you make a baby cry? You run over it with a lawn mower.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.