Crime jokes
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!