Crime jokes
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.