Crime jokes
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.