Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Crime Jokes
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
