People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Rape victims suck, literally.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Rape is a touchy subject.
