ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
I'm a rapist.
Our soon to be ex Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims He should fund proctologists too cause he'll likely need both after prison.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
You do orphans love doing crime?
Cuz they want to be wanted
