I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeist want sex.
i never under stood school shooting jokes
i guess they were aimed at younger audiences
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be dissapointed
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
POV: it's a rapists groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD
AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
how did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
he was the only one in the village who believed the victim
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser. The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore
If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
