What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
why do cows have big because they have big balls
I love almond milk. Itâs unlike any udder milk.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say itâs not as tight as your sisterâs ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What should I call a burger. A cow burger
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes itâs a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesnât change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and donât let people break your dreams and donât Forget them either so no matter who you are donât let people change who you aređșđź
When the cow goes moo and sheep say baaa and the bull says boo
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
