Cow jokes
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!