As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
why do cows have big because they have big balls
I love almond milk. Itâs unlike any udder milk.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say itâs not as tight as your sisterâs ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What should I call a burger. A cow burger
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, itâs a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesnât change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and donât let people break your dreams, and donât forget them either. So no matter who you are, donât let people change who you are. đșđź
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
