What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
Where do cows eat lunch???
In the calfeteria dumb butt
hey guys I'm back C:
Fuck me right in the balls u dirty cow
What is mad cow disease?
what's a cows favorite newspaper? The Daily M0Os oh my frcikig god cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
“Go frick a cow!”
“I already fricked your mother”
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger. "So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance."
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
