you guys are cow-medians! so funny
My arse hole hurts like no joke man just had to tell that ur heads a peanut u fucking nonce kyd u fat fuck sack ur mum u dirty cow
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What do big fat Male cows have?
MOOBS
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn Because they had horns
Why was the cow afraid? Because he’s a coward 🐮🐄
How do u count cows with a cowculater
Biggest chungus to the rescue fat bitches
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
What do you call a cow in a moving van
A: a mooving cow
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
whats a cows favrite thing q:a mooooovie
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house
Moo mooo moooooooo(screaming)
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it-moscow
have u ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be excepted to “my 600lb life” they need a higher ranking one
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics! !
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
