Country jokes
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Loud Korea noise.
Kenya believe it?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Ukraine.