Country jokes
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
Kenya believe it?
Loud Korea noise.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Ukraine.
The Americans.
What do you call a racist community? America.