Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Country Jokes
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Your hairline goes back to China.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
