Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Country Jokes
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
