I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Germany is The best🥳🥳
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
