Your hairline is so big, it counts a its own planet.
A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car
If an emo counts down don't worry they probably have only one bullet.
I Met Lebron James And He Was So Bald At The Time That I Could Count His Hairs.
And That's 1 Hair and Mabey 2
Why do people misplace the 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
yo mama so fat when she farts its counted as a new gas element
I hope when you count you lose the number you were on
True Story
A CO was receiving inmates as they're being recalled from their assigned jobs to prepare for count. An inmate that had passed the officer returned bleeding through his trousers from his crotch. The inmate had an argument with his lover who had told him that he wasn't enough woman for him. As the inmate was bleeding he was crying out. "He doesn't love me anymore!!" The officer called for medical assistance and went into the assigned cell. He found the severed penis. He fished it out of the toilet and placed it in a plastic bag with ice. He claimed that the medical staff at the hospital could reattach it. He took a ribbing from his fellow officers, because ,most would've flushed it. I retired and months later saw a fellow officer at the store. As we caught up, I mentioned that the last incident I responded to was 'the severed penis' the officer tells me that the inmate severed his penis again after it was reattached and flushed it himself.
You was sleeping it didn't count - chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao
are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., awh awh awh"
OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4".
yo mamas so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
It's the 1940s
The chink was counting his shillings The chink was bitching His wife got raped in nanking The chink counts his shillings
The chink gets sook chinged!
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed. Me: If your only counting me. 100%
