Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep.
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
