There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
