Costume Jokes

Why do a pedofile love halloween Free delivery

imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!

I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father

What is an orphans favorite costume, Batman

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why does he not wearing a costume, and he said he doesn't need to. Then I realized that he's a ghost, and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey

So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead

What’s the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit

What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!

I usually hang up halloween decorations,

but this year imma be the decoration.

What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons

How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?

Owl night long!

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.