Costume jokes
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.