on Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named big dick randy
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Guys what should i be for Halloween (aka tmr)?????????
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
a guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl he asked for her number and of course, she said no, he asked the bus driver for advice and he said that girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 pm and look for a statue of an angel so he dresses up as god goes to the grave and she sees him she says oh lord end my misery kill me now and he said only if you do something for me first she replied what is it oh mighty lord he said to have sex with me she agreed they had sex and when she was done sucking his dick he said I have something to tell you he took of his costume and said I'm the guy from the bus and she took off her costume I'm the bus driver. (does anyone remember this it's an old joke someone made or does no one remember this I didn't make this but it went smth like this)
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby inna clown costume.
I usually hang up halloween decorations,
but this year imma be the decoration.
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
What is an orphans favorite costume, Batman
I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
