Costume jokes
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Look what my sister did to me
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."