What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
What kind of mask are you warring?
An Elon Mask!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
what do you call a dino stripper
A dinohore
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
Why do a pedofile love halloween Free delivery
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton. He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u
