what do orphans be on haloween? themselves
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved...and shot her.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
because he had no BODY to go with.
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
What kind of mask are you warring?
An Elon Mask!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
on Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named big dick randy
what do you call a dino stripper
A dinohore
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
