Costume jokes
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
So cute.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!