Dress Up Jokes

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween

This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!!

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I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover

How do you get a nun pregnant ? Dress up as the alter boy

Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl

David: Isn't that illegal

Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in

David: I hate my Life

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?

There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard