Conversation jokes

Birthday

    • People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

    Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

    Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

    Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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    • Hug

    • Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

    Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

    Neona (😁): Agreed!

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    • Mate

    • Two mates walk into a bar.

    Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"

    Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."

    Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"

    Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."

    Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"

    Conversation memes

    Friend

    • I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

    Skeleton

    • Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

    Papyrus: Because they looked like me?

    Sans: ... Sure.

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    • Finger

    • This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.

    Taste

    • When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

    Suicide

    • Me and a person downtown.

    Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

    Me: I guess so.

    Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

    Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.

    Person: Why'd you stop?

    Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.

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    • Head

    • This is two heads.

    Deaf. "Deep water." ""

    - "78 years."

    Are you interested again? ""

    "If you go ... you are there."

    "No. 85 is good."

    What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

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    • Dishwasher

    • Knock knock!!

    Who's there??

    Dishwasher!!

    Dishwasher who??

    Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!

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    • Name

    • Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

    And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."