Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Conversation Jokes
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
How are you?
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
I don't want to taco about myself.
Jokes...
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
