Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This "joke" is banking on the fact that orphanages and abortion clinics ain't exactly comedy goldmines. You're so dumb you probably think a joke is a type of yolk, but the humor comes from the messed-up contrast. Like, imagine calling a place and getting a sales pitch for child abandonment or turning fetal demise into a pizza topping. It's supposed to be shocking and make you question your life choices, which, let's be real, you should be doing anyway.
That's cruel!
That's crude, rash, and cruel!