Controversy jokes

I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.

Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?

Little boys' pants are half off!

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?

A: The ins and outs of child rearing.

What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.

Jake Paul

Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.