How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer? OJ couldn’t kill cancer
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
