Controversy jokes
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Memes
FUCK YEA
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.