Controversy

Controversy jokes

Kid

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

Masturbation

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

Rape

What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

Raped an eight-year-old girl.

Memes

Rape

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

Hitler

You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

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  • Kid

    I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

    Priest

    Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?

    Because they blow up in your face.

    Phrase

    What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"

    Gender

    Twin Towers

    What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

    They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

    Rape

    How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

    Career

    If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

    Tony Abbott's career.

    Priest

    What does McDonald's and priests have in common?

    They put their meat inside 10 year olds.

    Difference

    What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

    OJ couldnโ€™t kill cancer.

    Jeffrey Epstein

    Michael Jackson

    What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

    Jeffrey Epstein.