You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
