Controversy jokes
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Don't free Britney!
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.