Controversy jokes
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Trump, must I say more?
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.