Controversy jokes
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
RIP Harambe.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.