Controversy jokes
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.