Controversy jokes

Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

Raped an eight-year-old girl.

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

Why don’t pedophiles win races?

They like to come in a little behind.

Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?

Because they blow up in your face.

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.