Controversy jokes
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
RIP Harambe.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.